The Poor Protocol Observed Episode

The boys are back on the pod and they decide to take on the globally impactful but deathly dangerous topic of... Zim Hip Hop. And also technology ombudsmanship. And also Phil recounts his experience at the Jacaranda Music Festival. And other stuff, enjoy!

The Wrong Side of Town Episode

Dan & Phil dip their toes back into weekly recording after a brief break, did you miss us? This week, some strong takes on Oliver Mtukudzi and his family shenanigans, Cassper Nyovest and his family shenanigans and general shenanigans all round. Enjoy!

The 2 Artists One Cup Episode

By the skin of our teeth we got an episode this week, and you can make it the first podcast you play on your brand new iPhone 13 4th Gen! Dan & Phil remember James Earl Jones, celebrate Learnmore Jonasi and fan out over Lil Wayne, remembering the impact he had, but then explain why they don't believe he was ever an option for the Super Bowl halftime performance. Bring on Kendrick! Also, Mukbang watch? Enjoy!

The Kings of Kaos Episode

The boys are back with a fresh, crispy episode of the only podcast that DJs can play clips of at a concert. Dan & Phil start on a sombre note, remembering Fatman Scoop, and lamenting the state of a world that continues to allow violence against women. But, the show must go on, and Dan & Phil have a spirited debate about credit on songs, sparked by the situation between DJ Maphorisa and Samthing Soweto. Also, what is going on between Holy Ten and Voltz JT? There are plenty of jokes, knowledge and above all, the friends we made along the way, Enjoy!

The Blooming Olympics Episode

Testing 1, 2, can you see this episode? Have we been... copyright-struck? Brand new episode of your favourite all-male podcast that has ZERO opinions about any women's business! In this episode, Dan & Phil discuss the ridiculous online feud between South Africa and Nigeria on Bolt, the incredible numbers at the Doek and Slay, and they get into their Tech Ombudsmen bag and find out what's going on with the CEO of Telegram. Oh, and the long-awaited definitive opinion on the whole Blake Lively business. you're welcome, patrons. Enjoy!